For a Good Cause...
As promised, I am here to give my opinions on Twilight.
But I'd like to start with a few disclaimers:
But I'd like to start with a few disclaimers:
- I don't go to film school so my opinion might come as amateur to you. The only closest thing I got to studying film was in my Humanities course. Citizen Kane was so cool.
- I know I never liked Twilight to begin with but while watching the movie, I tried to appreciate the scenes as hard as humanly possible.
- I don't hate Twilight or Meyer. I just think there's more better stories about vampires out there. (Vampire Chronicles alert.)
So if you actually come up with mean remarks, go through those. I tried to love the movie. Really, I did.
Should I warn you guys about spoilers? Nah. I won't talk about the story or whatever.
Whiny-ass cry baby opinion #1: Rob and Kristen had zero chemistry
There were no sparks whatsoever between the two of them. Whoever cast both of them to be in a love story must've been mad. Or at the very least numb to giddy feelings. It's a love story, for crying out loud. Their number one goal was to find two actors who could make the audience feel the love. Rob was hot though.
Whiny-ass cry baby opinion #2: I think Kristen looked too old to play Bella
Rob was kind of perfect for the role but I think people should've gone nuts with Kristen.
Whiny-ass cry baby opinion #3: I didn't get Rob's version of Edward
Was he gay...? Does he have Down Syndrome? What?
Whiny-ass cry baby opinion #4: The ending sucked
A friend of mine said that it was just too obvious that Twilight had a sequel. I mean, everyone knows that the book does but we're talking about the film here. Those are two completely different things. The kind of reaction that happened was, "Oh, I can't wait until New Moon comes out." If it were a Harry Potter movie, the reaction would be, "Oh my god, I can't believe (insert whatever happened in the movie here). I can't wait until the next one comes out." The difference is that the HP series are kind of independent from each other. They leave you hanging but you're contented, nonetheless.
With all these said, I'm down to the conclusion that:
Whiny-ass cry baby opinion #5: They over-promised the movie
The trailers and posters and whatever marketing promotion they had made everyone think that the film was impossibly amazing that a lot of people ended up disappointed. I wasn't, though. My main purpose -make that only purpose- was to watch giant-sized hot looking guys on screen. I was happy. I'm a business student, I should know that over-promising a product WILL eventually lead to disastrous results.
So there you have it, dahlins.
Oh, I'm currently in the middle of reading Neil Gaiman's Coraline. He's the genius behind Stardust and Neverwhere. Will post his version of Snow White next time I write.
Ciao my ♥s. Stay Safe.
~Your Once and Future DramaQueen
This.
Should I warn you guys about spoilers? Nah. I won't talk about the story or whatever.
Whiny-ass cry baby opinion #1: Rob and Kristen had zero chemistry
There were no sparks whatsoever between the two of them. Whoever cast both of them to be in a love story must've been mad. Or at the very least numb to giddy feelings. It's a love story, for crying out loud. Their number one goal was to find two actors who could make the audience feel the love. Rob was hot though.
Whiny-ass cry baby opinion #2: I think Kristen looked too old to play Bella
Rob was kind of perfect for the role but I think people should've gone nuts with Kristen.
Whiny-ass cry baby opinion #3: I didn't get Rob's version of Edward
Was he gay...? Does he have Down Syndrome? What?
Whiny-ass cry baby opinion #4: The ending sucked
A friend of mine said that it was just too obvious that Twilight had a sequel. I mean, everyone knows that the book does but we're talking about the film here. Those are two completely different things. The kind of reaction that happened was, "Oh, I can't wait until New Moon comes out." If it were a Harry Potter movie, the reaction would be, "Oh my god, I can't believe (insert whatever happened in the movie here). I can't wait until the next one comes out." The difference is that the HP series are kind of independent from each other. They leave you hanging but you're contented, nonetheless.
With all these said, I'm down to the conclusion that:
Whiny-ass cry baby opinion #5: They over-promised the movie
The trailers and posters and whatever marketing promotion they had made everyone think that the film was impossibly amazing that a lot of people ended up disappointed. I wasn't, though. My main purpose -make that only purpose- was to watch giant-sized hot looking guys on screen. I was happy. I'm a business student, I should know that over-promising a product WILL eventually lead to disastrous results.
So there you have it, dahlins.
Oh, I'm currently in the middle of reading Neil Gaiman's Coraline. He's the genius behind Stardust and Neverwhere. Will post his version of Snow White next time I write.
Ciao my ♥s. Stay Safe.
~Your Once and Future DramaQueen
My nose is stuck on:
This.
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